Top Ten Reasons Why Being Old Rules

Britta’s wish came true when I decided she was old enough to have her first sleepover date. The victim guest: Riley. And after the visit, the little lady decided she was hooked on older men. And maybe, just maybe… Riley will agree that it’s not so bad being older either.

Without further ado, we give you Top Ten Reasons Why Being Old Rules:

10. When your mamma goes on vacation, she leaves you in the hands of a very feisty vixen.

 

9. Like a Sultan, you get to spend your entire day lounging on the couch.

 

8. When you’re taken to the park, you get full access to tennis balls: all you can chew for 90 minutes.

 

7. Your woman even leaves you alone… as long as she’s got a Frisbee.

 

6. You’re the one that gets to say, “not tonight, honey.”

 

5. Have I mentioned, it’s good to get couch-time?

 

4. Unlimited access to love bites.

 

3. Serious: unlimited access to loves bites.

 

2. Women just throw themselves at you.

 

1. You get first-choice at where you want to sleep at night.

 

Britta had a grand time. Every morning, the dynamic duo fought to see who could get out the door first to “piddle.” Then it was race to see who could eat faster. And if you’re Britta, morning activities included a brief cat chase. (Riley was gentleman enough to leave them alone.)

Warm afternoons meant naps on the patio, and evenings were spent watching TV (reference # 5). And love nubs by Britta. We were sad to see Riley go… maybe someday, his mamma will let him come back?!

[K]

P.S. Britta even donated surrendered her bed to the guest. :o)